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The Tom Cherry Experience

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Hairdo Ew!



This past evening I saw one of the worst films ever made and its shameful name is Hairdo U. I really don't know where to start with this wretched piece of junk besides saying it may not be the nadir of filmmaking, but it is close to the exit ramp. Imagine Barbershop if it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really sucked. Hairdo U follows the story of two acting-challenged construction workers who throw a gay beautician (Named "Tiny") through a window and end up doing community service in Tiny's beauty school (If that made you go "Huh?", you're in good company). Soon the tallest construction worker falls for a cosmetologist named "Aqua", but Aqua thinks the tall buffoon is gay because she saw him have lunch with Tiny (I know that really doesn't make sense, but logic has no place in this stink bomb). Meanwhile, Tiny has a tendency to babble on about women's fishes (Get your mind in the gutter and figure it out!) while apparently dying from a constant cough. Unfortunately, Tiny and the movie survive.

Hairdo U has bad blocking, bad editing, a cast full of stereotypes, a bizarre radio fetish, lousy acting, and the most pointless scene in movie history: a never ending shot of people punching into a time clock. It is a giant turkey and everyone involved with it should be stopped before they attempt to make another one. It is trash of the lowest order, but here's the sad part: I want to see it again.

Why? Because the damn thing was hilarious! I haven't laughed so hard at a bad movie since Mystery Science Theater 3000 left the air. As a comedy, Hairdo U fails badly, but its sheer incompetence is a laugh riot. If you get a kick out of bad movies, this may be your cup of tea. If not, avoid at all cost!

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