It's time to write like Larry King!...Halloween is quickly approaching and I'm still deciding if I'm going to dress up this year...I don't know if I want to live in a world where nobody remembers Kukla, Fran, and Ollie...I really enjoyed the Wallace and Gromit movie (They had me with Anti-Pesto), but I still think The Wrong Trousers is their best outing...I wish I could write about movies and television as well as this guy... I need to buy some toothpaste...I recently saw an episode of Law and Order that featured the actress who plays Maria on Sesame Street. She was a witness that testified against a murderous transvestite. I don't know about you, but I always find it a little weird to see actors from Sesame Street acting in other shows. It's like bumping into one of your teachers at the supermarket...When I started to write this, I thought I had a lot to write about, but now I'm not so sure...If a movie has "Based on a True Story" in its title, I have no desire to see it...By the way, Sonia Manzano is the name of the actress who plays Maria. I think she was one of my first TV crushes...I like all of the Iron Chefs, but I have a fondness for Sakai.