Jagged Little Pill

Simple Fact: No one will take you seriously if you wear pajama bottoms to work.

Sad News: After just four episodes, NBC cancelled the promising Andy Barker PI.

Sadder News: Somebody at work proudly proclaimed "I'm all about Anna Nicole!" after breaking the earth shattering news about the dead model's baby's true father. Overhearing conversations like this makes me long to answer the ad in the job listings for stuffing envelopes at home.

The Number of Ketchup Packets I Received at Lunch Yesterday: Despite asking for some, I received zero. Thanks a lot, McEmployee!