Would You Give Up Your Eternal Soul to this Man?

I would think about it if he gave me his lame ass trident and I could jab him in the face with it. That sounds harsh, but he's The Debil, dang it!

By the way, did you know if you play devil's advocate, you run the risk of having your bedroom annotated with crosses and baby oil by your fundamentalist family and friends? And that's one to grow on!