Who Needs Chorus Line When You Have This Fish on the Line?

Came up with an idea for a musical version of Jaws this weekend. Everyone sings. Even the dismembered head in the sunken boat ("I ran into a shark/That teared me apart/And my head has never been the same!") Quint also sings as he gets devoured ("I'm going down/In this shark's terrible frown/Don't hand me a life jacket, Chiefy"). Any angels out there that want to support this soon-to-be classic musical?