Office Space

Crisis at Touchy Feely Fotos (The place where I work): Apparently the place was abuzz with dread and suspicion as a mysterious blue pickup truck circled the Touchy Feely compound this past afternoon. The truck kept driving around the parking lot very slowly. A sentry was posted to keep an eye on the vehicle and a supervisor was about to be summoned, but the potential threat drove away with all its mysterious intent.

The Official Game Show for My Life: Match Game

The Number of Ketchup Packets I Received at Lunch Yesterday: Fifteen

Remember: Mother's Day is this Sunday.