The Underground Mall

Just read over the Intertubes that Barbara Streisand built a mall in her basement when she moved to LA. That's an awesome idea. I guess when you're rich and powerful you can do that sort of thing. I just wonder how much she paid the guy selling soft pretzels. That would be a strange thing to put on a resume. I sold soft pretzels in the mall in Barbara Streisand's basement. Sure you did, pal! And I was the shampoo boy in the hair salon in Carol Channing's closet!