It's a Black Friday Miracle!

I just wrote the following:

Big Rig: You got that right, hoss! I’m a truck driver and proud of it! I’ve been behind the wheel of an eighteen wheeler for nearly twenty-five years! Crisscrossing this great land of ours and you know what’s the best part of my job?

Cloyd: Erotic mud flaps?

  Now that's a gift you can't buy in a store. Happy Black Friday, dear consumers!